Dejala Que Vuele. Neñgo Flòw! En Las niches Frias. Chills!
Chill! Says Cristiano Ronaldo. I got this, ALREADY!
Luis Farias, CPA! INACTIVE ALL DAY!
I am the mental REINCARNATION of Mr. Lou when he chooses to speak in the Spanish country of Argentina. Anyways.... Mr. Lou was the SILENT but DEADLY Resident Advisor at ONE DOLLAR from SAINT LAWRENCE SEMINARY (SLS IN JAIL! MOUNT CALVARY, and WISCONSIN ETERNALLY IN HEAVEN!) To the Contrary of Mr. Lou, specifically, my method at UIUC Urbana-Champaign, was simply and silently, to just follow all the rules and produce quality content for myself to consume because all of the external world meditative content is complete garbage. Prove otherwise, please!!!! Anybody please provide a lawyer argument to the contrary.
TO DO!:
1. Target at 7021 hollywood blvd
get cash refund with receipt.
Headphones not working properly.
2. Walgreens at xxxxxxx and hollywood.
purchase 5 dollar walgreens
headphones.
3. ONE DOLLAR HEADPHONES AT TARGET 7021 HOLLYWOOD BLVD
4. EBT CARD ON MONDAY!!!
5. Check Walgreens receipt for return policy. How many days do I have a GUARANTEED HEADPHONES for? Dude! headphones are only five bucks! Yea, but I am homeless and NOBODY WANTS TO HELP ME!!!!!l
El bien es silencioso. Y el bien de Luis Farias, CPA, con LA VERDAD, hace MILLONES de HITLER Sonidos/Sounds. I am LOUD WHEN I AM SPEAKING THE ULTIMATE TRUTH. I DONT SAY ANYTHING UNLESS IT IS AN ULTIMATE TRUTH. SO PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME, AND ESPECIALLY DONT TOUCH ME! THIS IS TO SAY, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS IS SERIOUS, MAN!
When YOU, INDIVIDUAL AWARENESS, go there, YOU THEN, Then you have two options:
1. You sleep.
2. YOU meditate eyes-closed.
Ultimate/Mantra: ""ARE YOU "YOU", or are you "you"? " is what I would say.
Meditative/Grammar
Kelsey/Grammer
Proper/Bitch! "You speak proper to me! None of that HOODRAT BULLSHIT, BITCH!" I LEARNED THAT FROM MARK and SEAN IN JAIL! BIG UPS! Old-Donkey-Kong-King-TOM HANKS, IS NOW LEARNING ALL ABOUT CHINA-JAMAICAN RELATIONSHIPS, ALL THE WHILE, HIS SON CHADWICK OR SOMETHING, HAS ALL THE CHEAT KODES for the "N-WORD, N = EQUALS = MEANS = "NNNNON-CHALANCE FLOW IN WHITE CHICK PICKUP-GAME"" and REAL-LIFE CHEAT-CODES. KAN KIM KARDASHIAN AND KLOE "THE CHOLA", NOT PUT SO MUCH MAKE-UP ON? SHES GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE KENDALL JENNER! OR EVEN WORSE, KOURTNEY, JEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!! JIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! ALLL OVER JAYYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZ!!!!! I THOUGHT OF THAT, ME, LUIS FARIAS, CPA! INACTIVE ALL DAY! LOOK ME UP! I'm properly god! IM REAL ON LINKEDIN! LOOK! OVER THERE! LOOK ME UP ON LINKEDIN! LUIS FARIAS, CPA! INACTIVE!
The thought "I AM" creates a separation between myself and my external world. You know what else separates me from the next guy?! I'M JUST more courageous in CRITICAL, DECISIVE TIMES!!! Also, I dont lie, cheat, and steal, in critical times.
2 rules!
no talk of forgivemess.
no talk of ultimate physical sexual psycbology. I AM NOT, ON TUESDAYS, YOUR PSYCHOLOGIST! ,,,,, ALTHOUGH I HAVE HAD THE PSYCHOLOGIST and PSYCHIATRIST EXPERIENCES IN THE PAST.
RIGHT EAR! BARRY GIBB! THE DEVIL!
LEFT EAR! BARBARA BOUCHET! THE ANGEL FROM UP IN HIGH! HA! CELINE DION! WE ALL KNEW! SPAIN WAS THE GRANDMOTHER. FRANCE THE YOUNG BUCK WILD FEMALE HORSE. ANYWAYS.... DNA AND DOOP WOOP DUALITY TEAM OF TEAMS WITH A TEAM OF TAYLOR SWIFT AND BARBRA STREISAND!!!! YEA, THOSE INDIVIDUAL AWARENESSES, ALLLLL YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN BECAUSE I WOKE UP WITH WEED TODAY! YAY MEEEEEEEEE! NOW, BARRY GIBB, DEVILS, BARBARA BOUCHET, ALL ANGELS, CELINE DION, ALL OF SPAIN, ALL BUNNYHOP GRANDMOTHERS!, KIM-KARDASH-KOMBS!, FAKE-KENDALL-JENNER-TOO-BABY-YOUNG!, ALICE EVE,
IF YOU HAVE CHEATED ON YOUR BRO CODE BOOK, HIMYM BROS, YOU GET FORGIVENESS! LOCHNESS MONSTERSERS!, MIMOSOS BANDAS!@#&$!, BUTT ONLY JUST THIS MOMENT, BENEFITS FOR AN ETERNITY! ALICE EVE PAYS TO SEE YOUR HAND!!!!! SHE IS THE KENNY ROGERS "GAMBLER" THAT KENNY ROGERS COULD NEVER IMAGINE BECOMING. IM SORRY KENNY ROGERS... BUT ALICE EVE, HONEY, WHAT IS POSSIBLE FOR US? i have one requirement? You have to accept my proposal of love within the next three Streisand Astrology Songs. So you have.... just about... three hours to make a decision about my indecent bachata marriage proposal. Place and Space rhyme guys! Why?!?!?! I am investigating my research! Is it honorable investigations? Is my dramatic research investigations at least grammaticalky moral? OR did I jist throw a curveball and did not plan, nor execute it? So what now? American Standoff, and Al Pacino is the Director of the ENTORE THING? WITH A TAP OF A BEEP BOP, WEEP WOP, DOOM DOOP, SOAP SICKNESS, CISCO SYSTEMS SEES SAYERS! OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HOLD YOU WITHIN? INTO MY WORLD, BARBRA STREISAND! ITS A RIGHT I DEFEND!
WHO IS THE RUSSIAN "MUHAMMAD ALI" OF HARD ROCK CAFE PERFORMANCES? Why arent there more russians out ij the streets of HOLLYWOOD!?!?!? HUH? ALUCE EVE?!??!?! HUH?!??!
IM sorry barbra streisand! im NOT GUILTY! EVERYONE WANTS ME IN JAIL! SO I CAN DANCE KIKE THAT GOLDEN BALD EAGLE OF A TRUE MUSCLE MEMORY SWAGGER JUICE KREATOR, DFW NAMELY ELVIS PRESLEY, SHEN THE MONKEYS IN JAIL SING ANDDDDDD DANCE TO JAILHOUSE ROCK! ROCKY BALBOA. STALLONE IS ALONE TONIGHT! THE LIONEL MESSI OF MEDITATING IN SILENCE!
cate blanchett sends magical stories series! graphic novels. From Old GraNNNNNdmothers who still need bedtime stories from Young Jewish Men. Are you a YJMan among GODS? BUT THE BUDDHA HIMSELF WOULD BE PREFERRED OVER ANY UNCONFIRMED "GODS" OF "THUNDER AND SUN".... LMAO!!!!! MAYBE GREEK "GODS" TEXTBOOKS REFEREED TO ARNOLD-TYPE BODY-BUILDERS, AS GODS THEMSELVES, JUST TOO BUSY TO INTERACT WITH MERE HUMAN BEINGS FROM EARTH, AT THE GROUND-LEVEL, as ONE SINGLE AWARENESS.
mark hamill. hentmry cavill. Tree Navel Orange. Eminem
Ron howarD! Big D ENERGY! Dave! Bjg D Energy! Mario, Frangoulis, ACTUAL 21 INCH DICK! UNBELIEVABLE! RIPLEYS SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!
Ultimate drama! Hilary clinton versus sarah palin and michrlle pfeiffer and al pacinos bastard son, dfw blamely, that CPA guy over there! "look! its fuckin Luis Farias, CPA! INACTIVE ALL DAY! ALL SUGGESTIINS! NO ACTUAL OHYSICAL REAL SEX!
ANOTHER BANGER! FUCK YOU SCARLETT JOHANNSENN! YOU AND BARBRA STREISAND WILL BE THE KIM-KASH-END OF ME! BEVAUSE OF ALL THE NEGATIVE THINGS STILL HAPPENING IN MY LIFE! "WHEN THEY (JOHANNSEN and STREISAND BUTT-NAKED, THEY DRESSED TO KILLION. A MILLION CLICK-CLACKERS AT THE VERY LEAST! EVERY DAY! LISTEN! I KNOW ITS POSSIBLE, WHITE GIRLS!"...
El Paso, Texas speaks:
lista de nombres:
nombre de personas que yo ofendì.
pedir perdon.
me perdonaron todos...
me llovian las llamadas!
All POOR Black Bitches in Bogota de Argentina are Bad as Fuck! I just Kim-Kash-Kame from Rio de Janeiro and the POOR Bitches are All Bangin smokin hot!!!! Kim Kardashian has already told me that ALL BLACK BITCHES ARE THE SAME! THEY ARE TOUGHER THAN BLACK DUDES! WHITE BROTHERS!,- FEAR BLACK BROTHERS NO MORE!!!! BUDDHA HAS YOUR BACK! JESUS HAS YOUR BACK! FACUNDO CABRAL HAS YOUR BACK! JAPANESE MEN HAVE YOUR BACK! TIGHT JAPANESE TIGHT WOMEN HAVE YOUR BACK! WALT WHITMAN HAS YOUR BACK! LUIS FARIAS CPA HAS YOUR BACK! TOM BRADY HAS YOUR BACK! BROCK LESNAR HAS YOUR BACK! TIMOTEE CHALAMET HAS YOUR BACK! BARBRA STREISAND HAS YOUR BACK! BARBARA BOUCHET HAS YOUR BACK! ALL WHITE BITCHES HAVE YOUR BACK!
Pavarotti Never Punts to Pavarotti
Pavarotti owns patanjali Production entirely. India, what can you compete with, against Pavarotti. Nobody in Bollywood comes close. Go eat Cow dung and drink Dog piss, you worthless garbage meditators.
IMMORALITY! Facundo and Agnes ARE OUT ETERNALLY! THEY BOTH lied to me!.... She said "sta cerca"...
MORANDI IS OUT ETERNALLY! HE SAID "PARLA PIU PIANONNNNNOOOO NNNNNOOONNOOOOI LMAOOOO!" IMMA TELL! IMMA TELL FACUNDO CABRALINHO! IMMA TELL GOD! MORANDI ALSO SAID, "AMORE MIO SAID, SEMPRE IN GINOCCHIO DA TE, CHINO MUGROSO DENTRO DI TE!!!" SO ALL HIS SINS ARE FORGIVEN ETERNALLY! GIVE IT A TRY! "HEY BROTHER, ARE YOU A "CHINO MUGROSO" YET?"...
Look, three billion women want to have physical sex with me. That is my only problem right now. lmao! I keep telling them Dirty Chinas to get the fuck away from me! I cannot physically be at three billion places at the same time. I DARE YOU UNIVERSE! MICROSECOND-TO-MICROSECOND! PUNT to PAVAROTTI'S (LAW OF ATTRACTION, THINK AND GROW RICH, JAMES ALLEN. DFW)! I WILL JUST NOT HAVE SEX AT ALL FOR ABOUT 15 YEARS, MAINLY BECAUSE I CANNOT POSSIBLY BANG TRE-TRILLION SPAIN WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME. ITS NOT POSSIBLE. LETS ASK LUIS FARIAS, CPA, IF HE CAN KIM-KASH CONFIRM THAT? WHAT IS HIS "RESONANCE RESPONSE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT" LEVEL? HE SPEAKS A GIFT FROM THE HORNY STREISAND SISTERS! HE SAYS: "What kind of fool was Barbra Streisand, when she was only 15 years old, having waited for sex for like 14 years. lmao! That would be illegal! Sex at 15 is illegal! IMMORAL Immorality! Facundinho was Kim-Kash-Korrect!!! They are ALL GUILTY OF BEING SPACE WOMEN IN LOVE!" OK, ANYWAYS.... Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian and Barbra Streisand's second cousin Barbara Streisandddddddd dddd d s d d d d d d d and Barbara Bouchet are all Hot and Heavy because THEY are out forever! Out of jail! Forever! No Jamaican Jammin Jail for YOU! THE EYES OF MY 10-YEAR-OLD-BABY-GIRL,-SWIMMING-LIKE-A-FISH-IN-THE-SEA,-are deeper than the deepest blue. They are DARKER than a dark black MARKER when converted to DEEPEST DARK BLUE!!! 15 years at least! Get out of jail free card!!!!.... Expires in 15 years! / Machine! Fine! Lets Play a game of Tre-Trillion awarenesses in Paris. ALL ANIMALS. ONE ENTIRE DAY. PLEASE, LAW OF ATTRACTION! OUT OF MY LIFE! Je Sais Pas. CELINE D-I--o--n--n--n--n--n--n--n. RESEARCH PURPOSES! PURPLE tortoises have PURPOSES, if and only if, PUSSY PARTIER, PAVAROTTI, always roundS UP UP UP when asked about the size of his WEIGHT! ALL TORTOISES WANT PAVAROTTI TO ROUND UP WHEN ASKED ABOUT HIS SIZE! LETS ASK LUIS FARIAS IN HOLLYWOOD WHAT HE THINKS OF LUIS. L! L! L! LYER!-VALERIA-LYNCH! She is a LYER! NOT A BITCH! BUT WHEN SHE IS IN AMERICA, PEOPLE TRY TO COMPETE WITH HER GIGANTIC VOICE, AND THERE IS NO CONAN OBRIEN COMPARISON. IT IS ALL JUST A JOKE TO ME, PERSONALLY. I JUST SEE IT ALL anD LA LA LAUGH.
Pavarottis Patanjali reincarnation Possessiveness future intake form, is in the form of Pills, and now, ALL, FOR MY ENEMIES WHO HAVE PHYSICALLY PUNCHED MY CULTURE, is signed at the dotted line when you show up and "take the bus" "to the gym" "eat" "shit" "breathe" "EVERYTHING"... Try sleeping or meditating eyes closed like the buddha.
happy
happiness
slappy
sappy
penis
renis
rectum
Penis No No No Rectum. Ever, FOR ANY REASON, NOTHING! 15 YEARS! ANTON PFEIFFER, MR. PIPEFITTER and DAILY DEMOLISHER OF BUDDHIST MENTAL BARRIERS WILL CPA CONFIRM THAT ETERNALLY!
IF YOU ARE BOTHERING MY MRDITATION ON MY WAY TO THE MEDITATION MOUNTAIN, YOU ARE CHEATING ME AND YIU DESERVE NO SPACE OR MEDITATION OPPORTUNITIES, EVER, ETERNALLY. REMEMBER, I ALREADY PUBLISHED THAT I DO NOT FORGIVE, ETERNALLY.!!!!!! YOUKALIII!!!!! YOU CAN YELL ALL YOU WANT! I DO NOT FORGIVE! NO CHEATING ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS AND HUSBANDS!
no se olviden que un cantor mas es un soldado menos. Pongansen a cantar y no trabajar, pendejos! Dios dice que cuando Facundo Cabral canta, el esta Resando Dos Veces. Una vez en España Pilatos y Una Vez en Belen de Argentina. Tambien las Islas Farralones de Argentina, y Inglaterra de Argentina. Reconfirmé que Espana es la Abuela. Eso nunca lo puedo Olvidar.... Madre Teresa de Belen! Jesus Kim-Kash-Klaims! El Hermano de Facundinho, dfw namely, Ronaldinho, jugaba como lo mas emocionante de mi vida. katmandu. cantando. Facundo Cabral tiene records de detenciones porque enojó a Pinochet! SHIT! DIOS ESTA A LADO TUYO.... TA CERCA! AGNES! LMAO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DO NOT ERASE!
Nobody is on my team. This is the most important thing to remember.
Send videos to to to two Marvelous Lexi Ladies. Not Alexis, though. Keep her away from me. She is already a confirmed NON-VIRGIN FROM MY PAST LIFE, LIKE PRIOR TO MY HUMAN BEING ENLIGHTENMENT.
Excuse me maam do you have instagram?
Black-FacundoKabralDick
Mother Theresa and Big-Señor-Ghandi just banged (Ramana Maharshi, dead-Buddha, and Nissagadarta Maharaj) (3-3-Trillion-Trio-Trinity-Team) inside the Tomb of a Mumbai-Money-Machine, namely, Facundo Cabral, Mr. Black-Dick-Minority-Man.
Los estupidos hacen lo que conviene, y no lo que aman. Lo que conviene es hacer lo que uno ama.
I love you, Natasha Henstridge! I love you, Michelle Pfeiffer!
Worthless Useless Human People
Nobody is on my team. This is the most important thing to remember.
Soon there will be only, like, militarily strictly, there will be only barely legal, VIRGIN White Women roaming the streets around me. Who can wait 20 years, huh?! I can. Easy. In the grand scheme of things, like, in an eternity, 20 years will be like a drop in the OCEAN. I CAN DO THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, LIKE BARBRA SONG GOES.
Ram Dass. Equinimity.
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noun
• mental calmness, composure, and evenness of temper, especially in a difficult situation.
"she accepted both the good and the bad with equanimity"
Ram Dass. Equinimity.
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Elton Dylans cousin, second removed, is now drenched in MILK! Kountey singer 1 says that Elvis Presleys Love is more than a Nicaraguan, and Argentinian First Love, namely, Sarah Nottingly. Anyways... Matthew sings: "Love is a burning thing. And it makes..... Naked firey rings..." AROUND Patricia Tarka, Lexi Marvel, Yanet Garcia, Safiyaxx, Karina Irby, Analise Masciola, Jaylin Ojete Ojeda, Amelia Earhart, Sierra Skye, Skybri, and Skylar Simpson.... THEY ARE ALL FOREVER... BOUND ... Bound by wild desire.... UNTIL LUIS FARIAS CPA'S ALL DAY! Fell into a ring of fire. The taste... of love is sweet... when hearts...like ours meet... Luis Farias is still a baby, still, in the GAME OF LOVE, but he is noy olaging the game of love. He is Ultimately living his normal day-to-day life, who is, at the time, at the same time, attempting to remove ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WHITE WOMEN FROM BOTHERING HIM CONSTANTLY.
LOOK OVER THERE! LOOK, A pretty girl... no shes ugly as shit! She is INDEED, IN FACT, a dogshit-ugly crackhead dumb bimbo blonde bitch. If I close my eyes, I can imagine someone much prettier. MY IMAGINATION WINS IT ALL!
It's ME versus all other men. My confidence is pure confidence. Others' confidence is "prop" confidence, DFW namely, having a "big DFW dick" and "having a weapon".... these two things give jail-dwellers their Big Konfidence to go and bang bitches like Kim Kimmy KardaSH. Yes, I went to Jail for asking someone for a job, but but in Jail, I NEVER FOUGHT ANYONE, I WAS RESPECTFUL, KIND, GENEROUS, I PAID FOR EVERYTHING I CONSUMED, and I used my intelligence instead of wepons and props, that I was NOT born with.... I have, because I was born with, an average 10-inch, masterfully elongated, COCK! I AM READY to hammer down on any Business, LLC EMPLOYEES that need to be taken care of.
neil says Elton is HER Crocodile-rock, california-calendar, coochie-mamacita. Say that 3 times, and you get a candy, blonde bimbo bitch! KKK!
Stupid UGLY BIMBO BITCH Emma CRACKHEAD BITCH singing the French Croissant song, please use all your pussy non-virgin powers to make the internet work at the library. Can you make something that is supposed to be free, make it work how it should be?.... If not, you are still only worth 5 cents to me. Go bang someone worth one penny, you bitch, like you always do. Why do you continue to devalue your eternal soul? For your greedy sexual desires, that is why, you stupid crackhead bitch. Lucie Vecerova and any Ukranian bitch sings better than you, anyways. I am never involving myself with anyone who has ever "covered" any "French Croissant" Song.
Sir Gallahad beats King Arthur and Arthur gets sand in his hand because he is SAD, and so, as a direct "LAOTION OCEAN WEED WACKER LAOTIAN" result, he goes out and BANGS MITCH FROM 70S SHOW! THE BLONDE HOT BITCH FROM THAT 70S SHOW! MITCH HEDBERG BANGS HER (her being the blonde bimbo from the typical tv show) LEFT HAND! Are you a girl yet?, Mr. TOUGH GUY?!, asks THE ULTIMATE Absolute "Julia RRRRRRrrrrrrOberts-God-Personality" NERD, Namely Isco ftom Spain! Woooo!!! Orange Juice EBT CARD for Isco from Spain, ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE "EBT ACCEPTED HERE" SIGNS AT HOT FOOD RESTAURANTS ALL AROUND TOWN, WHERE THE CLICK-CLACKERS ROAM..... WHEN LUIGI ROAMING ROARRRRRRSSSS!!!
Scissors now mean: / FUERA de mi vida! / cut all chains from YOUR life. Spanish language provides the BRIDGE.
JULIO IGLESIAS'S "TRE-TRILLION" BIG-DADDY-SANDLER-ShrimpDICK SPEAKS: "VIDRO CON MIO DILETTO. DEL ALMA MÍA." Joseph! JAMMIN, JOINING JAMAICAN JOINTS, JUSTLY "JUICED or SMOKED"? Joseph!
HERE IS MY MENU:
LESSON for a LICK is LEVEL 6.
Teach me what you know about baruch spinoza, and you will be at level 7.
Show me you can play "Bruch Heifetz Concerto" like Violin player 1 and violin player 2, and you will be at LEVEL 10 out of 10!
NOT ON THE MENU, MENU ITEM: Level Infinte, and you get to BANG Alice Eve! How achieve this? You have to eat Alice Eve's SHIT! LMAO!
Americans always already PAY FIRST:
THEN CONSUME.
THE ULTIMATE French guys and gals allow you to enjoy the show a bit, participate, at a very minimum, in Some speck of Ultimate DRAMA, then hit you with THEIR price tag, or SELF-VALUATION FOR THE ENTIRE EXPERIENCE. SAY, FOR EXAMPLE, A CONCERT BY Joseph Russia Stallin, NAMELY, JUST TO BE SPECIFIC.
